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Thursday, 6 July 2017

Teacher Student | Engineering Student Jokes | Doctor patient Funny Jokes हिंदी चुटकुले Boy vs Girl

Teacher Student | Engineering Student Jokes | Doctor patient Funny Jokes हिंदी चुटकुले Boy vs Girl Comedy Central Latest jokes for whatsapp and facebook pictures wallpapers 

Dekoreshan course ki class 
Teacher Student | Engineering Student Jokes
Teacher Student | Engineering Student Jokes
Dekoreshan course ki class chal rahi thi,
teacher ne poochha....
" kam se kam area me
jyaada se jyaada sajaawat
ka ek udaaharan den.... ??"
sab soch rahe the.....!!!!
tabhi peechhe se aavaaj aayi

"aurat ka chehara "
teacher ne naukari tyaag diya hai, ab sabji ki kheti karte hain.

santa INTERVIEW dene gaya.
Interviewer: aapane kaha tak study kiya hai?
santa: angreji mein dabal MA
Interviewer : achchha batao angoor ko angreji mein kya kahate hai?
santa: maine angreji mein double MA kiya hai, fruit mein nahi!…

Doctor patient jokes
Doctor patient jokes
 Doctor– kya patient number 29 ko hosh aa gaya ?
Nurse– kya vo behosh tha !!! 
maine to uska postmortum karwa diya hai!!

Santa revisits the doctor... 
Doctor: Dawai pi li thi ki nahi? 
Santa: Nahi doctor sahab dawai to hari thi. 
Doctor- mera matlab hai dawai le li thi na? 
Santa- ha doctor sahab apne di, to maine le li thi. 
Doctor- are yar dawai ki sheshi kha li thi na? 
Patient- nahi doctor sheshi to bhari hui thi. 
Doctor- abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha na? 
Patnt- are dr sahab piliya (juandice) to mu jhe tha! 
Friendship funny jokes
Friendship funny jokes
Zameen chupaane ke liye gagan hota hai

dil chhupaane ke liye badan hota hai

shayad marne ke baad bhi chhupaaye jaate hai gam 

isiliye har laash ke oopar kafan hota hai......

Three guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?

Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK). 

If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as 

"Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), 
"Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), 
"Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER), 
"Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). 
Choice is yours!

Girl (In Train) :- Can I Sit Here ?
Boy: - It All yourrs .........
Girl: - Can I Take Some Water?
Boy: - My Pleasure............!
Girl: - "Bhaiya" Agla Station Kaun Sa Hai ?

"Mere Baap Ne Mere Dimag Me Koi GPS Fit Nahi Kiya Hai,
Jaldi Seat Khali Kar Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai...."


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