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“GST” ka full form “GOODS AND SERVICES TAX” hota hai. aajkal bharat me “GST” ek charcha ka vishay bana hua hai. logo ko “GST” samjhane me kaafi kathinayi ho rahi hai aur log iske faayade bhi nahi samajh pa rahe hain.

is post mein aapako “GST” par joks milenge, ummeed karta hu ki aapko ye jokes pasand aayenge.

What is GST-

The Goods and Services Tax or "GST" is scheduled to be launched on the 1st of July, and it is set to revolutionize the way we pay our taxes by replacing it in one taxe instead of paying multiple tax on one thing.
Is GST taxes divided into four parts-
1-5%
2-12%
3-18%
4-28%

The lowest rate of 5% would be for common use items while there would be two standard rates of 12% and 18% under the Goods and Services Tax

modi amit shah GST pics
modi amit shah GST pics

आप कुँवारे हो 
और जो कमाते हों
उसमे से 
अपने माता पिता, भाई बहिन, भतीजा, भांजा 
सब को पैसे देते हो। 
ये है Taxes....
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पर शादी के बाद यही सब पैसे 
इकठ्ठे अपनी पत्नी को देते हैं 


बस यही है  GST



G.   घरवाली

S.   सर्विस

T.   टेक्स
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pati patni jokes image on GST
pati patni jokes image on GST


congratulation,
samajh me na aane waale maamle me “GST” second nambar pr aa gaya hai.


aur patni ka mood abhi bhi pahle number pr bana hua hai.
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rahul gandhi – ab GST aane wala hai

aliya bhatt – ye GST to pahle bhi tha



rahul gandhi – tujhe GST ka matlab bhi pata hai

aliya – ha! pata hai



rahul gandhi – kya hai ?

aliya – G-goodcnight S-sweatdreams T-takecare….
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pappu jokes on GST
pappu jokes on GST

had ho gayi yaar,
ab to “GST” bhi paas ho gaya,
dekhte hai “pappu” kab paas hota hai.
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santa – bhai tumko pata hai,

banta – ha bhai bilkul pata hai,

santa to bata – 

banta- GST means: good night sweet dreams Take care

banta ki baat sunkar santa behosh
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santa ki patni ko gussa aa gaya aur usne bola
aap peene me itana paisa kyo barbaad karte ho
santa patni ko – aur tum jo har maheene paanch hazaar parlor me jaakar udaati ho uska kya
patni – wo to me aap ko sundar dikhu isliye karti hu,
santa – are pagli tu mujhko sundar lage isaliye to me peeta hu,
santa ki baat sunakar patni behosh.!!!
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Finally

GST is one indirect tax for the whole nation, which will make India one unified common market.

GST is a single tax on the supply of goods and services, right from the manufacturer to the consumer. Credits of input taxes paid at each stage will be available in the subsequent stage of value addition, which makes GST essentially a tax only on value addition at each stage. The final consumer will thus bear only the GST charged by the last dealer in the supply chain, with set-off benefits at all the previous stages.

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