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Sunday, 2 July 2017

New Funny Rain (Barish) Jokes in Hindi बारिश जोक्स Weather Jokes Rainy Day / Barish SMS Pics Monsoon Season

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A boy gets pulled over .....

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A boy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy season.


The police says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?"


The driver says, "Who's stupid?
I'm dry in my car. You're the one who's standing out in the rain."
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Barish ki ritu mubarak ho aapko,
aasha hai ki aap is ritu me romantic feel karoge…
aap baarish me nahaane jaoge…
paani ko chhap chhapaoge…
naachoge…
gaoge…
kudoge…
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theek hai, karo jo karna hai..
kyonki har “medhak” baarish mein aisa hi karta hai .......

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Ek ladka apni GF ko ghumaane le ke jaata hai .
aur achaanak se bahot tej baarish ho jaati hai .
socho us tej baarish me kya hua hoga…
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socho…
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socho..
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are gande insaan…
kuch nahi…
donon bheeg gaye, kyonki chhaata lekar nahi gaye the .
kameeno hamesha ganda hi sochoge tum log.
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Poem on Rainz season

barish lekar aaye badal

gad-gad, gad-gad ki dhun me

dhol-nagaade bajaye baadal

bijali chamke cham-cham, cham-cham

chham-chham naach dikhaye baadal



chale hawayen san-san, san-san

madhur geet sunaye baadal

boonden tapke tap-tap, tap-tap

jhamaajham jal barasaye baadal

jharne bole jham-jham, jham-jham

inme bahte jaze baadal

chehre lage hasane-muskaane

itani khushiyaan laze baadal
jokes on GST selfi pics
jokes on GST selfi pics
Husband: kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?

wife: moll me gayi thi, shopping karne.

Husband: kya kya liya?

Wife: ek hair clip aur 45 selfi .

pati sadme me hai.....!
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Essay on Barish in Hindi

Kaha jaata hai ki vasant rituo ka raaja hai aur varsha rituon kee raani hai . jab maz-june me sorry devata ke kop se dharatee jalane lagatee hai tab kaheen indr devata pyaasi dharati ki pyaas bujhaane ke lie taiyaar hote hain

jal hi jeevan hai . yadi varsha na ho to sansaar ka astitv hee samaapt ho jae . bhaaratavarsh ek krshi pradhaan desh hai . yahaan to barasaat ka vishesh mahattv hai . nadi, naharon, taalaabon aur nalakoopon ke hote hue bhee varsha kee sada aavashyakata rahati hai . isalize jyeshth maas me amaavasya ko vidhivat varsha ka poojan kiya jaata hai, jisase samay par baarish ho aur ek naya jeevan mile .

july ke din the . vidyaalay khul chuke the . kai din se lagaataar bhayankar garmi pad rahi thi . sadaken, ghar, makaan, chaaron or maanon aag baras rahi thi . vidyaalay mein to bahut bura haal tha . teen ki chaadaren bhayankar roop se tap rahee theen . pankhon kee hava bhee aag phenk rahi thi . lagabhag teen baje ka samay tha .

achaanak aandhi-si aayi . khidakiyaan charamaraane lagi . chaaron or andhera chha gaya . kamare mein bijalee nahin thi . aisa laga jaise raat ho gaee thee . maastar jee ne majaboor hokar padhaana band kar diya . bachchon ne kitaaben sambhaal lee . achaanak gadagadaahat praarambh ho gaee aur baarish hone lagee . teen kee chhat par padatee huee boonde shor karane lagee . thodee hee der mein tootee khidakiyon se paanee kee bauchhaar andar aane lagee, bachchon ne apanee pustaken sambhaalee . dekhate hee dekhate baadal aur gahara hota gaya .

aisa lagata tha jaise kisi ne aasamaan mein syaahi mal di ho . skool ke baraamade geele ho gaye . maidaan mein paani ekatr hone laga . chhote bachche kaagaj ki naav banaakar chalaane lage . vidyaalay mein kaaphi paani jama ho gaya . tabhi kisi sharaarati bachche ne shor macha diya ki paani mein karant hai .

bas phir kya tha aphara-taphari mach gazi, saare adhyaapak baahar nikal aaye . bachchon ko dheere-dheere vidyaalay ke dvaar se baahar nikaal diya . pradhaanaachaary ne chhut‌tee kee ghantee bajava di . baarish band nahin huee thee, halki avashy ho gayi thi . vidyaalay aate samay main chhatari nahin laaya tha, isalie bheeg gaya . sadak par nichale sthaanon mein paanee bhar gaya tha .

traiphik ruk-sa gaya tha . kuchh log chhaata lagae hue the . kuchh striyaan chhatariyaan lie theen . par adhikaansh log bheege hue the . vidyaalay ke paas kee jhuggiyon mein paanee bhar gaya tha . maata jee ne garm-garm chaay pilaayee .is prakaar aanandapoorvak barasaat ka din vyateet hua .





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