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Thursday, 29 June 2017

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Wife--: Doctor Ji, ...
patient doctor jokes pictorial
patient doctor jokes pictorial
Wife--: Doctor Ji, mere pati neend me bhi baate krte hai,
Kya karu?
Doctor-: Aap din me unhe baat krne ka mauka dijiye
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Santa- mujhe zehar dena bhai
Chemist- pehle Doctor Se leikhwa ke lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata hai!!.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,
badi bottle du ya chhoti.???
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santa banta jokes
santa banta jokes


Ek Cute ladki ne Santa ko aawaaz diya!!.
O bhai jaan, suniye to zara.
santa ne bola: oye! pehale faisala kar "Bhai" ya "Jaan", Confuse kyon kar rahi hai?/?
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santa - ghabarata hua police station gaya
santa - main Arrest hone aaya hu
banta - kyo bhai tumne kya kiya hai?
santa - maine apani biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha
banta - to wo mar gayi kya bechaari
santa - nahi bachh gayi aur ab vo mujhe nahi chhodegi
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Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukandar se boli, “ek anda dena.” 
Dukandar bola, “sharm nahi aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.” 
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye 
apna figure kharab mat karo.” 
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Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se USA tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.” 
Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola, 
“To fir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.” 
Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.” 
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Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, 
“is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska name batao” 
Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahi” 
Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara name batao” 
Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur name batao”. 
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teacher student jokes images
teacher student jokes images
Teacher :-What do you mean by word "OXFORD"


Student:- OX matlab  bail,
and FORD matlab Gaadi,
to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi !!!..
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StudEnt :-sir National song and National animal dono ek saath aaye to khada rahna hai ya bhaagna hai?

sir ne isteepha de diya!
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class me ek nayi ladki aayi.

teacher ne poocha beti tumhara name kya hai .

ladki ne kaha – sir "paridhi vyaas".

teacher name sunkar bola – kya name hai, bahut badhiya!!.

teacher ne fir poocha – beti tumhare pitaji ka kya name hai.

ladki ne kaha – sir "aadhaar chandr vyaas".

teacher fir hairaan hokar poochhata hai – tumhaari mata ji ka name kya hai.

ladki – sir mata ji ka name "Bindu vyaas" hai.

sir ne kaha fir to jaroor tumhari faimily me "rekha" aur "trijya" bhi kisi ka name hoga.!!!?

ladki tapaak se boli – sir aapko kaise pata, vo dono to meri mausi ke name hai.
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patient:-Doctor aap ye foolo ki maala kyon laaye hain? 
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahi to tumhare kaam aayegi. 



Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti me kitna saari ghi laga diya.. 

Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayed galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai, 

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